tard-a-thon

A person (or group of people) that is so so dumb/stupid/both that he or she is essentially a festival of retardedness...

Hey TARD-A-THON, you got the answer wrong again...

by Balkanya May 29, 2003

Gnar-Tard

Gnar-Tard is a combination of the words Gnarly and Retard.

It is used to describe someone who is truly and idiot.

You are such a Gnar-Tard!

by Girlygirl3423232 June 14, 2009

Tard Seat

The first two passenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. One must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.

"Damn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!"
or
(Before sitting in desired tard seat) "Tard Seat!"

by Shaquweesha October 17, 2010

Tard Sauce

If you put sauce behind every word, it just makes it better.

person #1: So I heard they cancelled The Office
person#2: Say wha? That is such tard sauce.

by jojo_my_mojo October 18, 2008

U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 03, 2019

car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.

"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again

by Chris Soukas December 03, 2007

color tard

mean thing to call members of the color gaurd

look at that girl holding her flag upside-down
yeah man she is such a color tard

by Lizzy O. August 20, 2007