Self-Tanner

Someone who is totally into themselves, so much they don’t care about ANYTHING else. This person strives for attention and will stop short of nothing to achieve it.

Teacher: Hey lady your kid isn’t doing his homework and will probably fail, but don’t I look good today?

Mrs. Puma: Damn Biatch you could have informed sooner! Ya Fuckin Self-Tanner!!!!!

by SpornStar February 11, 2008

winger tanger

'winger tanger' is a slang word for the male genitals, it originates from a shit hole called barrow and is used quite frequently by males speaking of their own penis.

LAD 1 : haha i slapped that slut in the face with my winger tanger
LAD 2 : haha you mad cunt!

by barrovian-looney September 20, 2009

Danny Tanner

When you're trying to take a shit in the bathroom and all the stalls are taken, so you either pretend to take a piss at the urinal, or if the urinals are also full you just walk out. Named a Danny Tanner because it's a Full House.

I went to go take a shit in the bathroom and saw that all the stalls were full, so I turned to pretend to take a piss and saw that all the urinals were full too. As I was walking out someone else walked in and saw it was a Danny Tanner so he also left—as we were both leaving we saw a poor soul hurriedly walking towards the bathroom, unbeknownst to him that a Danny Tanner was lurking there to greet his ass.

by manjoseph November 21, 2019

Mrs. Tanner

She is the best teacher in the whole entire world. She will help you with anything and she is a school mommy for sure. A person with the name of Mrs. Tanner is very kind, loving, and excited with the perfect type of hype. Her spirituality will stand out to most and brighten others days.

Mrs. Tanner was always one of my favorite teachers of all time.

by Billy Jeans Jr. October 25, 2019

Tinker

A small limp dead penis that can't be used for nothing.

What's wrong with your penis?
Penis, it's a tinker
What's a tinker?

A small limp dead dick

by jack a bee September 17, 2016

Talker

A person who when cumming will suddenly start talking incessantly. Variations here-within include:

Tellers - Those who feel the need to say they are and/or are about to cum.

Smashers - Those who uncontrollably start to verbally abuse the person they're with.

Baby-ers - Those who suddenly speak in baby-talk.

Losers - Those who find it necessary to declare they just fucked their partner or similar declaration of manhood.

Schizo - One who will randomly start reciting Shakespeare or similar oddities.

1. (Teller) "Oh...Oh...I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna cum, I'm gonna..."
(Partner) "Dude, your such a Talker!"

2. (Smasher) "OH! You fucking bitch, you fucking whore!"
(Partner) "What!?"

by CoCo1323 November 1, 2009

tarker

A word for drunk people to use when they cannot think of the actual word they need

Damn, the flashing...tarker...won't stop.
or
I apologise for not closing the tarker yet, I'll do it ASAP

by ArifsSlave July 9, 2005