Thousand Dart Theory

The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.

Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."

by Arid_ February 17, 2009

The Sunglass Theory

In the summertime it's kinda hard to figure out if a girl is hot or not because her sunglasses cover most of the face. To devide the hot and ugly girls you just need to see who's keeping the sunglasses on for the longest time for instance in the evening.

Mid day
#1,#2 - Oh, that girl look's really hot!!

Evening
#1 - Probably not, she's still got her sunglasses on..

#2 - yeah..the sunglass theory...damn it!

by hvemerdennekarenmedsekkogluepå April 19, 2010

Trickle Down Theory (non-economic theory)

The theory that a male standing in front of a urinal--no matter how much he squeezes, pulls, pushes, wipes, or waits--has a 100% probability of urinating after he has already pulled up his pants and finished relieving himself. Being a theory, it is impossible to prove, but the experience of billions of men of all ages and throughout all time have almost made the statement a truism.

Alex (while relieving himself in front of a urinal): Hey, didn't Reagan say taxing the rich less would mean more jobs and economic opportunities for simple folk like us?

Ken (while relieving himself in an adjacent urinal): I think so. Well, hey, he gave it his best shot. Now hurry up, we're going to be late for the foreclosure hearing. (Zips up.)

Alex: Alright. (Zips up, then feels a trickle of liquid go down his leg.) WTF?? Damn you trickle down theory (non-economic theory)!!!

Ken: Haha. Got you again, huh? Looks like I was one of the lucky ones. (Feels a trickle down his leg) MOTHER#$%^*@!!!!!!!!

by Ryno247 October 20, 2013

Theomione

Theomione is a non-canon ship in the Harry Potter fandom. It is a portmanteaux of Theodore/Hermione, pairing Theodore Nott with Hermione Granger. The fanfiction is often styled like Blaise Zabini/Hermione Granger (Blamione) fanfics with the knowledge there is available of Theodore's character.

Girl 1: I'm writing a Theomione fanfic, but I'm having trouble developing backstory for Mrs Nott.
Girl 2: Maybe you can write that she got killed because she refused to join the Death Eaters with her husband?
Girl 1: Oh! That's a good idea. Thanks.

by Rina Lam October 10, 2011

theodosia burr

A woman who slays, names her child after herself and marries a total drama queen (Aaron Burr)

I heard Theodosia Burr had a child! She named it after herself lol.

by PansexualPainDemon May 3, 2018

triple chocolate threat theory

The theory that when 3 black girls come within a foot of eachother, they have no choice but to burst into dance. This theory only applies if they are standing still.

So me and my friend were talking about politics, and Shaniqua came by, so we dropped it like it was hot! (example of the triple chocolate threat theory in action)

by Delkral April 27, 2008

Helen Keller Theory

The theory that if you build a Time Machine with a couple of friends and go back to the year 1950 and make a sex tape with Helen Keller, you could sell it in the present day for loads of money.

Guy: Hey lets go back in time and bang Helen Keller to make a few bucks.

Other Guy: Ya sure we need to build a Time Machine first and Dial in the correct year to get it right or else we can be cast in a vision less interpretation of the Time-Space continuum.

Guy: Yes you are right we have to be tip top at our math skills to do the Helen Keller Theory.

by Somethingemo July 15, 2011