Theomione is a non-canon ship in the Harry Potter fandom. It is a portmanteaux of Theodore/Hermione, pairing Theodore Nott with Hermione Granger. The fanfiction is often styled like Blaise Zabini/Hermione Granger (Blamione) fanfics with the knowledge there is available of Theodore's character.
Girl 1: I'm writing a Theomione fanfic, but I'm having trouble developing backstory for Mrs Nott.
Girl 2: Maybe you can write that she got killed because she refused to join the Death Eaters with her husband?
Girl 1: Oh! That's a good idea. Thanks.
Girl 2: Maybe you can write that she got killed because she refused to join the Death Eaters with her husband?
Girl 1: Oh! That's a good idea. Thanks.
by Rina Lam October 10, 2011
Get the Theomione mug.Thromboner. Noun. A particularly raging boner, the source of which unknown, often leading to painful erections lasting hours, for which there is no immediate remedy.
Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.
The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.
Side effects include, prolonged pelvic pain, back pain, procreation, and others. Consult your doctor if your thromboner lasts more than 12 hours.
The origin of the word is not exactly known, but likely has something to do with a special variant of deep vein thrombosis.
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Get the theorionsound mug.The ship of Tom Marvolo Riddle and Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series though the ship is not cannon. This ship is typically only found in fanfiction and a large pull behind it is the similarities between the two characters. Knowledge seekers and highly intelligent. One goes on to become a powerful Dark Lord and the other is considered the brightest witch of her age as well as being instrumental in helping to defeat Voldemort (in cannon). It is referred to as Tomione or mentioned as TRHG.
Tomione is used to identify the pairing of Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger. In an AU world of Harry Potter Hermione Granger somehow comes into contact with Tom Marvolo Riddle (AKA Lord Voldemort). Through this contact some form of a relationship forms through their interactions and can eventually lead to a romantic relationship. This pairing typically fights against each other, but something generally draws them together. Both are highly intelligent, love learning, seek out knowledge on magic, top students, Prefects and members of the Slugclub...they've got much in common though many issues to battle through.
by knowledgeaddicted December 27, 2011
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Get the theoddonesout mug.Deep vein thrombonesis (throm-BONE-sis), or DVTBONE, is a condition that occurs when copious amounts of blood flows to and settles in the center of a males thick, rigid cock during intercourse or analcourse. The cock becomes overly engorged and swollen to the size of a tennis ball or softball. The blood thickens so much that the male becomes trapped inside the vagina or anus. Even after becoming non-erect or flaccid, Deep Vein Thrombonesis will remain and can take up to an hour or longer for the swelling to subside allowing for the penis to be withdrawn.
Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
Although the condition can look painful, it is generally without pain and in some instances, can enhance the lovemaking.
After an unhealthly combination of viagra and other sex enhancing substances, Luther found himself suffering from Deep Vein Thrombonesis during intercourse with this girlfriend, Nadine. Luther was swollen up the size of a softball and couldn't withdraw for over an hour.
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