Slick tits, A positive statement about something awesome. The lubed up streamlined female chest so sweaty or oiled that you could slide right off of her, or it. like reaching out to grab something and it slips through your fingers, but you want it so badly you keep on slipping.
Dat's slick as tits wit baby oil. or, Dat's slicker'n tits, I'm all over dat slick ass tits nom nom nom.
by x8105 October 18, 2013
Get the slick as tits mug.Basement tits are the mini rolls underneath your breasts/chest muscles you get leading up to the holidays from all the over-excessive eating that is done during this time period.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
They usually lie dormant until a family member or close friend points them out.
Basement Tits can usually be seen in large herds in gyms and locker rooms after New Years Eve day when people race to the gym to work off those extra pounds, but usually stick around until the summer time when they hibernate.
Steve: "Gross dude, look at that girl over there!"
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
Max: "Thanks for making me look man, my eyes are now burning after seeing those Basement Tits."
Patrick: "I think I should start wearing my girlfriends bra, I'm getting a set of Basement Tits from living off of Cheetos and Cupcakes while I play COD."
Jake: "I was so drunk that I thought I was getting lucky with two chicks at once, but she psyched me out with her Basement Tits."
by Hollywood Cody February 27, 2011
Get the Basement Tits mug.An accident on highway 69 was caused by a horny male driver named devin getting distracted by a smokin pair of trucker tits which belonged to a milf two lanes over.
by $$C-MONEY$$ July 1, 2011
Get the Trucker Tits mug.When the nipples of a male/ female become so cold, they get very pointy. This is known as Sailor Tits, among other terms.
by One Suave Monkey October 19, 2011
Get the Sailor Tits mug.If you don't shut off your phone before you put it in your stupid button down clone shirt, you could be tit texting your asshole boss
by edsea9 November 12, 2011
Get the tit text mug.noun - A woman who has a job that requires some degree of talent but is hopelessly useless at her job due to the sole fact that she was hired because of her figure rather than her talents, or lack thereof.
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