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The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
by Corb fucker December 12, 2021
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Something every guy fears when he has a girlfriend. Usually will kill you if you hurt his daughter. They are against everything their daughters wear that is not cover alls. Hates the thought of his daughter going on a date; encourages his son getting a girlfriend.
My father said I can't have a boyfriend until I'm 57.
by person with opinions March 21, 2018
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Father

The only man who will truely love you and cherish you forever and beyond
by Doglover1106 November 2, 2018
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fuck father

All these fuckboys, but who's the fuck father?
Zeus, probably.
by KillgarraghForever February 20, 2022
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Father Judge

Top 2 for the Gayest school in Philadelphia, PA (and they ain’t #2). The average Father Judge student enjoys anal penetration from other students. For the 1% of students that like women, they usually date girls from Saint Huberts. St. Huberts girls all have Sexually Transmitted Diseases, such as Herpes, AIDS, and Gonorrhea, which means Judge students have all of the listed diseases. Their Instagram meme page, @fatherjudgememes, is also hot dogshit. If you or a friend is considering applying for this dumpster fire of a school, please consider going to a mental hospital to get evaluated.
Example 1
“Hey did you hear that Jimmy is going to Father Judge?”
“Makes sense, he loves it up the butt

Example 2
“Joe just raw dogged the shit out of that girl from Hoeberts!”
“Yep, he’s got the herp”

Example 3
“Do you know who runs Father Judge Memes on instagram?”
“Idk who it is, but he definitely takes loads of cum in the was”
by thesigmaboy420 January 24, 2025
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by Strange Idiot May 11, 2022
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Father John Misty

One of the best indie artist of all of the times, mahashmashana is his newest album to date, and his best (in my opinion fuck your opinion) is God's Favorite Customer
I have a big crush on Father John Misty
Father John Misty isn't that pedo priest from your church
by ThatGuyInAGasMask December 3, 2024
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