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strategi

1.Ones only mode of action in checkers.
2.Singular form of strategy.
3.A strategy consisting of one simple move.
"Glenn has but one strategi"
"That's when you unleash your strategy or strategi"
"In age of empires trever has but on strategi"
by fizwigit January 15, 2006
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Bad Dipping Strategy

The act of accidentally dipping tempura in wasabi, or sushi in tempura sauce when eating a japanese meal. May be applicable for other cuisine.
by Joe December 16, 2004
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Strathmore

A popular Bagel shop popular on Long Island.

Costumers of this store can easily be spotted with their obnoxiously large iced tea cups and reak of a horrid, yet recognizably delectable smell. Also, if you see someone holding one of these iced teas, chances are they are a slut who will give you a blow-job for a great price. These annoying, high-pitched voiced, not always attractive girls make it embarissing for normal people to walk down the hallways with these iced teas without the fear of getting kicked in the nuts.

The most commonly purchased item at Strathmore, besides the colossal iced tea, is the Baccon Egg and Cheese on a bagel. It is probobly the most filling meal you can get for $5.68. you get the big sandwhich, free hashbrowns and a free large iced tea, like I mentioned before. The bad part about this meal though, is that if you don't specify "scrambled" eggs, you might get a retarded worker who puts runny eggs on your sandwhich. This form of egg makes it impossible to eat, nor enjoyable to eat. Having a sandwhich like this makes you want to shove a tampon in the center hole.

Although Strathmore has some negative points, it's a great way to start the morning...Or anytime before 3 pm. (Pending on when you wake up)
"Hey Ditta, you getting Strathmore tomorrow for Zero period?"

"I feel like such an ass carrying this huge-ass Strathmore Iced Tea"

"She has one of those Strathmore Iced Teas, she must be a whore."

"This runny Bagel from Strathmore reminds of the Alex when she has heavy flow."
by Chris Troiano (Sachem) May 4, 2007
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Scrat

A person who is jittery, squirrel-like, creepy, and twitchy. Often engage in menial, mindless tasks or projects, usually not completing any work, either due to uncontrollable twitchiness or lack of inherent thought.

A scrat may also vaguely resemble a mouse, chipmunk, or squirrel. Scrats usually have few friends as twitchiness and spineless brown-nosing are unappealing.

A scrat engages in sucking-up in order to appease his or her insatiable hunger for approval and a pat on the head. back, etc. This is because most scrats are talentless hacks and have sold their soul to Satan for the management job at local fast food joints or faceless, non-heathcare-providing, glass-ceiling, corporate ladder slaveries.
Co-worker #1: "Greg is such a wierd, freaky, twitchy guy, he's kinda like working with a spider. I don't really want to get too close, y'know?"

Co-worker #2: "Duh. He's a scrat."
by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006
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Scrathe

To rub the head of the penis over the roof of the mouth during fellatio.
"Ah yeah, baby, scrathe that cock!"
by Jacoby015 December 4, 2009
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Stratobastard

Someone obsessed with stratocasters, who also posseses bastardican properties
that guy is such a stratobastard
by AlKapranos January 5, 2009
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scratches

Finances. Money, mostly consisting of change found around the Crib. See Crib.
"Look at all of my scratch main! We could snatch up a Swisher now ma nigga!
by l337 g4ng$+3r May 26, 2003
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