Scratz

A person born in the United States of America, who claims to be the nationality of their heritage rather than American, even if they have never been there and have no affiliation with that country whatsoever.

Jose is a Scratz, he calls himself Mexican when he was born and raised in the US and has never been to Mexico.

by Uncle Sam1963 May 12, 2011

chicken scratch

Bad speed made from chicken feed

My freind makes chicken scratch in his bathtub

by UFO! January 23, 2004

tongue scratcher

When a guy has his balls itching, he asks a woman (or a man!) to suck them, as a pleasant way to relive the itch.

We all got drunk and teabagged some poison ivy, so later that night, I asked my girl for a tongue scratcher.

by put a dick all up inside her January 14, 2015

Scratch and Sniff

The art of scratching someones sunburnt nose then farting in their face. Causing irritating pain and forcing them to smell your ass.

Alex got one hell of a sunburn so i had to preform a scratch and sniff

by jwiggyslpooge69 November 25, 2011

scratcher

a) A dirty, unclean, unmaintained usually living on a council estate person.. Scraggly greasy hair and scruffy clothing probably from Primark or New Look. Strong smell of chip pan and stale tobacco.
b) A Pikey or Carnie
c) A cute rodent

a)What a dirty scratcher... Don't you scratch your way over here dirty scratcher
b) A scratcher in a caravan
c) The pre-historic squirrel from 'ICE AGE' (Trade Mark)

by slippybitch January 5, 2007

pork scratchings

Pork scratchings is the term for the left over 'crumbs' after the penis ejaculates and is not cleaned or wiped, and the remaining dried up semen is brushed/scratched off.

See also wordknobcheese/word

Please excuse the mess on your brand new black suit, I had pork scratchings.

by Teaboy September 23, 2003

scratchie

A scratch card.

JOHN: Oi Bill,, im gona pop down to the offy to pick up a scratchie u comin??
BILL:Nah.

by Frank Grimes junior March 6, 2009