Slapping the floor

The sounds of the disgusting, unwashed, uncivilized and shoeless feet of a cretin makes in PvP games (typically FPS) when they're moving back and forth aimlessly devoid of any thought, intention or reasoning making them difficult target because they're moving unconventionally thus making their movement unpredictable on total accident.

Guy 1: guys can we plz kill TheLegend27 hes out in the open
Guy 2: hes Slapping the floor i can't hit him!
Guy 1: oh fuck i cant hit him either

by P00SEYSLAYER69 June 6, 2024

Slopping

When two makes, usually grossly overweight, cover themselves in pig slop and run into each other repeatedly. Often headbutts will occur as an indication of love.

Once a year, my good friends Alfredo and Scott meet up and start slopping.

by Baddawg64 January 8, 2025

splirking

Grabbing the testicles of a male and attempting to move them to one sack, then squeezing them back and forth similar to a water balloon.

Splirking it with the ferocity of a demon, my balls now ache

by Lord Ballbuster January 9, 2025

splitting the G

passionate gay sex between two Guiness drinkers

“hey Sean, our Guinesses just arrived, let’s try splitting the G”
“OK Dave, just gotta get my cock out first”

by rasta badmon February 9, 2025

snipping

another way of saying radical, awesome sauce or overall great

Your so snipping

by Bubble Bee Man March 20, 2025

Slapping the Puck

Describing someone with an abnormally wide, but extremely short penis, engaging in masturbation.

"Yo man where were you all weekend?"
"I was was slapping the puck bro"

by Darminator05 April 1, 2025

Spippin

How you describe a level of heat between super and piping

She liked her foo to be Spippin hot!!!

by Walterrunk May 3, 2025