Spartans Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who takes naps as prayers.

Person 1: Do you take naps as prayers?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are Spartans Prayer.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025

Splat dugging

The act of getting a heterosexual veteran of a trench war to remember having gay relations with a war buddy

Yo, Im about to go splat dugging Justin's grandpa, wanna come?

by Gorper1275 February 4, 2025

Spartanburg IOU

When a young couple are frustrated during coitus, perhaps before, but definitely during one of them or both defecate themselves and make up in the morning

Babe, I don’t know what I would do without you in that Spartanburg IOU

by moeswoes February 4, 2026

Solartre

La sensación provocada al ver los últimos rayos de sol iluminar la copa de un árbol . Especialmente notoria en otoño, cuando se ven los colores del atardecer mezclarse con los de las hojas.

Persona 1: Puah tía; vaya solartre me ha dado.
Persona 2: Normal, si es que el bosque se ve precioso a esta hora.

by alen’s influence February 22, 2026

Splarrot

Splarrot is a a fat red bird who does the splits and eats millet, 82 fajita wraps from mcdonalds and carrot sticks.

Tanika: Wow look at that splarrot dropping into the gnarliest of splits

Jai: Shut the fuck up

by Splarrotlover2007 March 19, 2026

Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Splat Rat

The act of giving a guy a blowjob, holding the cum in your mouth, and then using it to get a girl pregnant while eating her out.

I gave her a splat rat and now her boyfriend thinks it’s his.

by Diesel Truck March 19, 2025