"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 2, 2022
Get the Licking Smurfmug. I was smurfing Smurfette last night.
by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009
Get the Smurfingmug. a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....
as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....
as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....
by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020
Get the Smurfmug. Q: What have you gotten done at work today?
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
by john E Wad September 24, 2009
Get the Smurfingmug. Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!
Max; Really?
Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.
Max; Really?
Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.
by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016
Get the Smurfingmug. by anananon February 18, 2015
Get the Smurf blowermug. When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.
by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024
Get the Smurf daymug.