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Licking Smurf

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a frozen corpse to soothe ones burnt tongue.
"I was visiting my friend in Alaska and burned the hell outta my mouth on a cup of hot cocoa so bad I was licking smurf for like a week. I can't say much for the taste... but I never DID like chocolate."
by Realists June 2, 2022
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Smurfing

To have sex with another organism Smurf style.
Smurf Style
I was smurfing Smurfette last night.
by Mecrobmaster April 23, 2009
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Smurf

a Zombie labeler, a clone, someone that tells you gossip and comments and watches you with their third camera eye and tries to get you selfconscious in a evil way as to block you from creatively being yourself...Minions of the New world Order , they are the base of the new "piramids" and they are dividing everyone and propagating hate for humanity. thei are basically bio survaillence cameras with a mouth, they were tought by their trapped system to be Sodomistic to others....

as a group, they are mental chaos and cannot be defeated by a single person telling comebacks....
"Cannot escape the big shroom, smurf!"
by NIU Davinci September 25, 2020
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Smurfing

Surfing the web via Smart Phone. Especially when working for a company with a Web Washer.
Q: What have you gotten done at work today?

A: I've been Smurfing the local news, sports sites, Fark. So I've gotten a lot done. Work? Not really.
by john E Wad September 24, 2009
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Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.
Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.
by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016
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Smurf blower

a person who blows smurfs or someone i do not like
someone who likes big blue smurf cock
by anananon February 18, 2015
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Smurf day

When you are feeling blue and decide to not go to work but to spend the day doing your favorite things with a friend.
Nikki and Brian called in they must be taking a Smurf day.
by Jbrooksie711 August 16, 2024
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