surface

what u get off of after doing it

then i went of the surface to find my pants

by blondy July 26, 2005

smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.

Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

smurfed

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !

last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !

by hulmie December 28, 2007

smurf

a slang word for Smirnoff Ice, the alcholic beverage.

We got 5 tall boys of Smurf and some bud.

by Kat November 20, 2004

Smurf

To make out with a girl, and while doing so, to give yourself a handy.

- To Smurf
- Smurfing
- Smurfed

"Nah, i didn't get anything from her, so i just kissed her, and smurfed myself"

"He just keeps on smurfing himself, he doesn't like the vag."

" We just went back to my place, and i smurfed "

by Jay W March 31, 2007

smurfish

The feeling after taking mushrooms. The feeling of living in the land of the smurfish.

After taking some mushrooms, she was feeling a little smurfish.

by ASmurf December 13, 2007

smurf

For a girl to give a guy a blow job.

Jen gave Justin a smurf!

by Samsam June 2, 2005