Smart Softy

A partially erect penis that still hangs low.

A woman talking to a friend on the phone said her husband had just finished his shower and didn't want to look like he just hopped out of a cold pool, so he worked with his junk so he could strut across the room with an impressive Smart Softy.

by Wolga March 29, 2023

Smart

Something I'm not.

I wish I was smart

by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018

smart cut

a short hairstyle for women that makes them look intelligent.

The smart cut was coined by Jordan Thomas Cooper in his college years and used recently by Veep writer Emilia Barrosse in a stand-up routine.

by Coop Dupe November 11, 2021

Smart creative

Human that enjoys doing both math and art

Guy1: "Hey, lets invite John to rock at our jam session"
Guy2: "I did, he said he'll come after he's done with some coding he's doing"
Guy1: "He's so cool, such a smart creative"

by Tinoargentino April 24, 2017

Am I smart?

The fact that you are searching “Am I smart?” That’s not very smart so no.

“Mom, am I smart?”
“Search it in the urban dictionary

by Someone smart unlike someone September 6, 2020

smart david

A person that is very smart named David

Smart David is smarter than you think

by ______-___ April 7, 2019

Smart

Something people might tell you they think you are even when they don't think you are.

No matter what he/she said about thinking the guy was smart enough/good enough, it was evident that he/she didn't really think the guy was smart enough/good enough/qualified enough to figure a few things out.

by Solid Mantis March 31, 2020