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Feels Real Slow

The joke term for heavily modified or riced Toyota FR-S that actually stands for Front-engine, Rear-wheel drive, Sport.
“Why did you park next to the Feels Real Slow?”
by Tenngage September 25, 2023
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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you you’ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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Slow Boot

A cheeky, campy read for someone who’s a little… mentally delayed in the moment. Think: that girl whose brain takes a scenic route before the lights come on—like a dusty old desktop wheezing to life. Used in LGBT circles as a humorous way to call someone out (with love… mostly) for being slow to catch the vibe, the joke, or the assignment.
1) Gworl, she’s a slow boot—by the time she claps back, we’re already on the next episode.

2) Not her still loading while the rest of us are streaming in 4K. Slow! Boot!

3) Miss Thang’s mental Wi-Fi got one bar and a prayer—she a slow boot, mama.
by Junii77_11 April 30, 2025
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Slow

Someone that is not caught up with the group or someone who has mental problems.
maya why are you so slow?
Cmon catch up
by Sleeksays November 20, 2018
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2point slow

also know as 2.0 liter in volkswagons
yo hes got a 2point slow ha my 94 prelude with vtech would destroy it
by joe gomes October 3, 2007
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Slow

Ameet is slow
by Murpmurpmurpidymurp June 2, 2025
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tending to the slow cooker

Person 1: "Stop messaging me, im tending to the slow cooker."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Jacking off"
by gazza222 November 7, 2020
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