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Slow-venian

An individual born with a Slovenian background that is a slow runner.
Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.
by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019
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slow

by meharisslow April 1, 2022
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slow

1. Typically defined as a person who is either not hasty because he or she doesn't care or isn't in a hurry because of their slayed back attitude.
2. A person who has mental retardation due to their lack of IQ points.
3. To move slowly.
1. She tends to be running behind because of her slayed back attitude.
2. Is he slow or is that just me?
3. That grandpa is driving so slow.
by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015
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Slow

A "Slow" is a secretive blowjob given to a male by another male.
"Wow I just got a SLOW from Sebastian who knew that he was gay?"
by i love joshy in bed April 26, 2017
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slow joanne

whenever someone isn’t understanding something properly or at all, you call them a ‘slow joanne’
mymy: the third letter in hello is ‘l’
lili: i don’t get it
lala: of course you don’t, slow joanne
by yadeeyadeeya June 5, 2021
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Slow Charles

Anybody who's driving in front of you while going well below the speed limit and traveling the same exact path you are causing you to be really late to your destination.
Woo: Hey dude, I'm gonna be late.

Mush: Why, what's up? Something wrong with your car bro?

Woo: Nah, there's a friggin' "Slow Charles" in front of me. He legit can't be going more then like 8-10mph. It could take me like 20 minutes to get there.

Mush: Damn, it usually only takes you 'bout 10 minutes.

Woo: AHHH!!! I know... this is totally ridiculous bro!!!
by SpeedBall Inc. February 4, 2021
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slow

this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.
-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow
by caridad b November 10, 2018
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