by Dipshit Leonard April 02, 2020
by roguemystical October 21, 2020
When a person/animal is being more of a clumsy dumbass than they were and they still haven't realized how much of a idiot they become.
1: hey dude how are you doing?
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
2:huh?
1:I said how are you doing?
2:what?
1:nevermind. (this dude got the slow-ass affect)
by Damned guy 01 September 14, 2023
The slow Carlos is a state of dying slowly and painfully as the result of being shot several times in the lower gut resulting in the destruction of several vital organs.
by Justice4Allyall October 10, 2023
1. n. the name for both the substance and the moment at which you have realized that you have shit your pants, but it has yet to leak out of your anus to ruin your best underwear and your day.
Those chicken livers I had last night must have been bad because this morning when I dropped ass the ol slow grease dribbled out and ruined me favorite drawers.
by Doc Guitar November 07, 2014
Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is
Easton's slow
by Easton's slow October 10, 2016
by yadeeyadeeya June 06, 2021