Sports curse

the curse that goes around the US making most or all of the sports teams of one city terrible.

o man the heat and the dolphins were so terrible i think we had the sports curse.

by crayzee_ninja February 25, 2009

Sports Identity

A person who is not sure exactly what team they should root for. Typically a “bandwagon fan” or someone who likes a team for no apparent reason that it seems they should. Also yet a person who is a die hard college sports fan but never has been to college himself.

Steve is from New York. He likes the college football team Florida Gators yet has never been Gainesville, FL. He also likes Kentucky State college basketball but lives in Florida now. He also follows the Pittsburgh Steelers since they have had a good track record of winning games recently. Its seems Steve does not know his own Sports Identity.

by Mick59 April 19, 2011

shit sports

Anal sex, esp. between two males.

1st dude: "I think men ought to be allowed to marry, what's your opinion?"
2nd dude: "Listen numbnuts, as long as they don't want to include me in their shit sports, who really gives a damn?"

by VampireElder December 6, 2006

Day-shorts

1) disposable plasti - diapers/ pull-ups put upon ghetto children by their ghetto mother counterparts - usually worn all day or for extended periods of time in place of actual clothing.
Day-shorts accessories commonly include: A shirt or top that is too small, rotten formula bottle, binky, or sippy cup in hand, velcro fastened sandals with dirty white socks, snot running from nose to mouth, and neck folds dirty and a face that is stained with Cool-aid.

2) shorts worn for extended periods of time (all day - or for days) by slovenly men and /or gamer-geeks - usually the gym shorts / basketball practice shorts found in the clearance rack at Wally-world or Kmart or Target.

To be truly "authentic", mens' day shorts are seldom/never washed and have "mystery" stains readily visible by black light

Yo, did you check that hoody rat's crumb? That kid was runnin' wild in the store - with his day-shorts all crackling, dirt-neck and his face all snotty, looking for his sippy up and his mama!


-Bro, what'd you do this weekend?
-Yo I just chilled the whole time in my day-shorts. Played some CoD, some WoW, and checked a few new smut sites and rubbed it out a few times.

by moydog March 14, 2009

awkward shorts

A type of jean short, usually self-cut. MUST be made out of tight jeans (usually girls jeans or tight fitting mens jeans) Worn by men and hipster girls alike, awkward shorts are the awkward length that are not quite capris, but not quite short shorts. At least partially covers knee or flirts dangerously with exposing the whole knee, the amount of coverage depends on how 'hip' you are, without exposing the delicate balance (too short and they will just be jorts )

Often features uneven cutting techniques or totally uneven leg lengths (usually rolled up a notch or frayed to hide this) and should be worn with an American Apparel V neck, or, with knees exposed, a Deep V.

It's so hot out. Look at all these kids walking around in awkward shorts! They got their ray bans from a thrift store. I wonder how old that jersey is...

Guy: I stole my girlfriends pants but they were too short on me so I cut them and made these awkward shorts.

by sn4pify April 15, 2010

Taco Shorts

When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe

That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!

by SamanthaDear December 7, 2011

Sports

an activity in which there are balls and or sticks, not for women, not dance

hockey, football, baseball, not dance, lawnbowling, golf, basketball, rugby, not dance, bowling, cricket, soccer, disk golf, not dance

"HE plays sports"

by Dustin Bowdige August 4, 2007