skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

skinrat 

A person who has a skin head with a rats tail

Jonathan Borg a sikkie from the east side who has a skinrat hairstyle

skinrat by Jb7474 September 25, 2007

skittle cookies 

n. A type of cookie that has skittles baked into it. The skittles take that place of chocolate chips or M&M's

Brendan: What is your favorite type of cookie?
Alanna: I love skittle cookies the most!

skittle cookies by Finladin December 29, 2009

Skies of Arcadia 

Quite possibly the greatest game of all time.

"Wow! I played the first couple minutes of Skies of Arcadia and my eyes melted from their sockets after being exposed to the awesomeness that is this game!"

"That's cool and all, but shouldn't you see a doctor?"

Skies of Arcadia by Guy Who Knows Good Games September 1, 2011

Skinning the Sausage 

Engaging in the act of masturbation

"Dude, my mom totally caught me skinning the sausage last night when she walked in my room unannounced."

Skinning the Sausage by Lord of Skeet September 3, 2012

Skip the sprinkles

A phrase used to describe clean shaven pubic hair.

Another word for a Hollywood wax, whereby all the hair is removed from the pubic area.

Person 1: I've got a hot date this weekend, and I've had four G&Ts, so wax me senseless.

Person 2: You want it bald as a coot or do you want a landing strip?

Person 1: Skip the sprinkles. I want to look pre-pubescent.

"I love going down on you Persephone, but I keep getting hairs in my throat. Do me a favour. Get down to the beauticians and skip the sprinkles."

Skip the sprinkles by Eunuchorn November 1, 2012

Skin Sail 

The hanging arm skin on old ladies

Yo, look at the skin sails on that old lady over there

Skin Sail by cheeseman 2010 July 20, 2016