Skeet Cred

Skeet Cred is similar to street cred.

Males gain skeet cred by boning the hell pussy.

Hey Bro, I heard you banged Charlotte.

Yeah, I did last night, several times.

You just scored max skeet cred with that score.

You know it.

by Sharktooth.jarred903 August 1, 2012

Skeet art

A type of art that contains both men and women ejaculating onto the canvas. Similarly, to the 'Scat art'. .

"We should go to the art museum this weekend to check out the new art trend and exibit called 'Skeet art."

by Cuntstina June 11, 2019

Skeet Slap

Originates from the root word skeet, which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of ejaculating, catching the jizz in mid air and then slapping it across your partners face in one fluid motion. Variations include but are not limited to skeet skeet slapping which is skeet slapping but when the slap is so hard that the partner is knocked unconcious. Tripple skeet slaping is when the partner is hit so hard that he/she is knocked into the 5th dimension and never before seen again.

Michael: Dude I skeet slapped the shit out of Rhonda last night, it was fu**ing amazing.
Caleb: Oh ya well I skeet skeet slapped becky two days ago...shes still knocked out.
Brock: I skeet skeet skeet slapped Harley into the twilight zone...haven't seen her since, Get on my level.

by Infant Boner July 5, 2016

skeet sheetz

Special blend of blankets and sheets used during sexual intercourse to soak up female climaxing body fluids... So u don't soak up the mattress...because towels don't work

Wife: I'm horny and the kids are sleep

Husband: Ok get the skeet sheetz and put them on the couch so u don't climax all over the cushions again

Wife: Lol ok 😊!!!!!! It's not my fault Tho

Husband: I kno... Now come over here and let me squeeze on den white booty cheeks

by mr dangling July 21, 2016

Girl Skeet

a girl having a orgasm
''brother i'm gonna cum''

''brother i'm gonna cum/ Skeet} ''
skeetGirl meaning a ejaculation.
A-ahh im gonna girl skeet my dude

by ᖘιɛ#7950 July 20, 2020

Fanboy Skeet

The mysterious substances, stains and splotches that can be sometimes found in/on used video games, video game instruction manuals and video game cases.

I wanted to borrow Modern Warfare 2 from him, but there was so much Fanboy Skeet on the disc that it'd take turpentine to clean the stains off.

by Dr. Funktopus December 22, 2009

outlet skeet

To skeet in an outlet.
...it's self explanatory
-R.P.

This bitch put me on child support, so I had to Outlet Skeet her momma house.

by Protects Ya Outlets September 7, 2017