Hot shower time machine

When one is playing video games and they claim they are getting offline to take a shower and they do not return online for 5 or more days.

"I'll be right back guys gonna go take a hot shower time machine"
"Okay see you next week man"

by Tkroll24 May 15, 2016

Horizontal Shower

The phenomena experienced when you are abruptly woken in stranger's tub; usually by the owner of said tub, after a party you won't remember, with the water on cold.

That asshole gave me a Horizontal Shower.

Harsh buddy, you were just drunk and threw up everywhere but in the toilet, WTF's his problem...

by Greubar April 26, 2017

milk shower

when you nut on your girls (or mans) face, and they rub the cum all over themselves to help with acne.

"yo, my girl took a milk shower last night, after she found a new pimple on her forehead."

by johnglenn69 June 12, 2017

jack shower

When you jerk off in the shower

I think he's taking a jack shower he's been in there for a while

by #4Choclvr September 16, 2017

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017

Estonian shower

A shower and bath combo. First, you take a normal warm bath. When you are ready, start draining the water but do not get out. Turn the shower on to it’s coldest, most frigid setting and remaining laying down in the tub. If you can survive after the water completely drains or 3 repeats of “Bulls on Parade” by Rage Against The Machine, you have successfully taken an Estonian shower.

Nothing wakes you up like a double espresso and an Estonian Shower

by KRJaffaOneOneNine2 February 2, 2018

Birthday Shower

When ur friend smells rly bad and u don’t know how to tell them bc they’re sensitive so on their birthday u trick them into taking one bc u can’t stand to be around them any longer

“Dino, birthday shower!”
“What?”
“It’s your birthday, why don’t you try taking a shower for a change?”
“But I already did that.”
“Do it again.”

by Sorrydino April 15, 2019