sheet

1.) a state of mind in which a person is ready to engage in sexual intercourse.

2.) to get a person into said state of mind.

3.) a synonym for "to have sex" used in phrases that include "shit"

1.) "before i could get the condom on, she was already sheeted"

2.)"I'm pretty sure she likes me. What should I do?"
"Git 'er sheeted!"

3.) "We sheeted all over the place and i have to say it was the best sheet I ever took. I totally sheeted her brains out"

by aPirAte August 10, 2010

Sheet Geek

noun phrase: A creative designer, expert developer and passionate lover of electronic spreadsheets.

Ever since he took those spreadsheet courses, Marvin has turned into a real Sheet Geek.

by M A S November 9, 2006

Sheets into the wind

Multiple linens flowing in the breeze aka Bryant

Im sorry heather i was several sheets into the wind.

by lianaface! October 23, 2008

Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome

When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.

Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.

by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009

sheetlebug

Something small that makes you want to cuss.

OR

Something small that annoys you.

The door kept squeaking like a sheetlebug.

She kept writing these little sheetlebug notes to me, LOL they were SO ANNOYING!

by TolyAwesome August 6, 2009

Sheet Angels

Waving your arms & legs on a comfy bed with over 700 thread count sheets & non-allergenic goose down pillows. Indoor fun played by one or more partners.
Similar to snow angels but without the cold.

The bed at the hotel suite was so amazing I didn't want to do anything but stay under the covers and make sheets angels.

It was so cold that we stayed inside and made sheet angels all day long.

by Twice On Sunday March 5, 2010

Shaktie

A beautiful angel fromed out of Gremany and Mauritius,

Power full and gracful, will be every lasting.

Check that chica out she so SHAKTIE

by Tha West Coast Hustla June 27, 2010