Tom Seaver

A right handed Sandy Kaufax (when you cum in your hand after doggystyle intercourse and throw the ejaculate into your partners face.) Sandy Kaufax was a lefty, Tom Seaver a righty, therefor each hand has its own definition.

I gave the wife the ol’ Tom Seaver last night. She asked for the Kaufax, but I’m not a south paw.

by Wales129 October 9, 2021

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Jess shave

a girl who gets drunk every weekend and her favourite number is 15 she also is a lesbian some times depending on the mood she’s in.

Jess shave is amazing because her favourite number is 15

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022

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jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up

jess shave is cool

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022

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Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022

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mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

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