September 25

Make out with your crush in the school bathroom day

Y/n: yo wanna go to the school bathroom?
Y/n: ye but why
Y/n: oh yk.. today is September 25th

Y/n:oh… alright

by Your_weird September 20, 2021

september 29

september 29th is the day when u talk to ur crush.

you: hey. its september 29
crush: damn.

by Itsyogirlmommom69inthehood September 28, 2021

September 20th

A day where Weebs and normies alike decided to storm the most heavily guarded base in america, Area 51. Their plan was simple, yet complicated. The Karens and Furries would charge the front while the people armed to the teeth and Naruto (TM) Runners charge the right flank. Then, on the left flank, Kyles, Rock Throwers and Anti-Vax kids would storm the left flank. All of this is happening while us, as intellectuals, sneak around the back and go inside and clap some sweet alien cheeks.

Kyle: "I want those alien cheeks so badly!"
Karen: "We're going to storm Area 51 first you bone head."
Kyle: "It's on September 20th right?"
Karen: "When would it be if it wasn't, Bone head?"

by Weeb_Boi 69 October 19, 2019

September 10

Grab ass or dick or boob day have fun people

You can grab it all day on September 10

by Fxicthbddsygv September 9, 2019

September 23rd

Bisexuality Visibility Day

Person 1 : Why is Kurt wearing his bisexual pride flag ?

Person 2 : It's September 23rd

Person 1 : Oh, it's Bisexuality Visibility Month🏳️ 🌈!

by bisexual....21 October 28, 2019

simp september

A whole month where you simp harder than ever. No exceptions.

“Simp September is coming up dude.”
“Hell yeah man, I got 7 girls to simp for.

by Simp Pimp August 31, 2020

September 14

Get a dog and a cat and see where it goes from there

Go get a dog and a cat on September 14

by Idk76458 November 2, 2019