September 24

Lucky charms

Mmmm lucky charms September 24 means mmmmm lucky charms

by I beat my meat down in Africa November 3, 2019

September 10

National give your shortest friend a hug

Boy 1: oh look it’s Timmy ima go kick him
Boy 1: bro you can’t. You gotta be kind it’s September 10. Show your homie kindness

by Wordhunt god October 6, 2020

The Sentence

A common method of punishment in years past. To write The Sentence was dreaded by loud-mouthed students from public and private schools alike.

The Sentence reads as follows:

"It has been brought to my immediate attention that I have not done as I have been repeatedly requested to do: that I not talk, pester, tease, bother, be rude, or otherwise inhibit the learning opportunities of my fellow classmates; in the future, i will endeavor to comply with these requests with as much courtesy and speed as is humanly possible."

The Sentence is grammatically correct.

Student: *says something ignorant*
Teacher: "That's four of The Sentence, or it'll be 50 lashes with a wet spaghetti noodle."

by DankHillSellsCocaine October 5, 2018

26th September

Give your daughter money day!!

Me: hey what date is it today?
Dad: 26th September

Me: Oh!! Give me money!

by Ilov3yourmom<33 September 25, 2021

september 11th

National day of flying to New York

- Do you know what day is tomorrow?
-Yeah, september 11th, best day to pick a flight to New York

by Rudolph A April 24, 2019

September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove

On September 9...

“Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”

by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020

September 4th

The day two goddesses were born: Beyoncé and Kai. The best day to be born. People born on September 4th are hot, sexy, and swag. They're smart and naturally talented.

"When's your birthday?"
"September 4th"
"WOW I must bow to you my queen."

by .sexy.bitch. March 25, 2021