2 definitions by DankHillSellsCocaine
Git is "the stupid content tracker". It is an acronym for "goddamn idiotic truckload of shit", especially when it breaks.
by DankHillSellsCocaine February 13, 2018
A common method of punishment in years past. To write The Sentence was dreaded by loud-mouthed students from public and private schools alike.
The Sentence reads as follows:
"It has been brought to my immediate attention that I have not done as I have been repeatedly requested to do: that I not talk, pester, tease, bother, be rude, or otherwise inhibit the learning opportunities of my fellow classmates; in the future, i will endeavor to comply with these requests with as much courtesy and speed as is humanly possible."
The Sentence is grammatically correct.
The Sentence reads as follows:
"It has been brought to my immediate attention that I have not done as I have been repeatedly requested to do: that I not talk, pester, tease, bother, be rude, or otherwise inhibit the learning opportunities of my fellow classmates; in the future, i will endeavor to comply with these requests with as much courtesy and speed as is humanly possible."
The Sentence is grammatically correct.
Student: *says something ignorant*
Teacher: "That's four of The Sentence, or it'll be 50 lashes with a wet spaghetti noodle."
Teacher: "That's four of The Sentence, or it'll be 50 lashes with a wet spaghetti noodle."
by DankHillSellsCocaine October 5, 2018