Victoria's Secret Employee

A person (usually a girl) who is extremely nice, helpful, and attentive to her customers. Nice looks are generally a plus

The Victoria's Secret Employees just make it so lovely to shop in their store!

by Rynn is a pretty name August 20, 2010

pop secret

"pop secret."
1. you pick up some random girl
2. you bring her back to your room
3. you drill a hole in her head
4. you popcorn kernels in her head
5. place her head in the microwave on high for 4 minutes
6. you proceed to use the melted butter as lube while you skull fuck her
7. you call her parents and tell them the scenario
8. you never....EVER...call her parents again
9. rinse and repeat
10. you proceed to watch ferris bueller's day off
11. you fall asleep while eating the skull popcorn
12. you wake up feeling refreshed and energized

NDK...took hoyt to his room and pop secreted the shit out of that angry hoe!!!!!

ferris bueller rules!!!!!!!!

by Mr. boyt December 28, 2007

scratch back

A person on mexican descent, who was so morbidly obese they could neither hop the border or make the swim. So they were forced to dig under the fence and scratched their back in the process.

who let these fuckin scratch backs in here????

by wendall/scot August 23, 2004

scratch

sound made when manipulating a record back and forth in a rhythmmatic fashion.

by okaybei808 July 24, 2003

secret garden

The private toilet that every office building has, but not many know about.

They had chili and waffle fries for lunch, I need to make a stop to the secret garden

by not_gogos November 16, 2011

Girl Talk Secret Diary

The Last Known Writings of John Stamos while in his "Uncle Jesse" persona most famously seen on the family sitcom "Full House." The last book of the New Testament (or Hermes Katsopolis Testament as it is more commonly known)has been lost. There is a religious sect at Michigan State University that follows the teachings of this book as the holy scripture.

When I want to hear the teachings of the gospel, I turn to Girl Talk Secret Diary.

by Cheaps April 7, 2008

Scratching

When a girl masturbates.

I walked in on my girlfriend scratching last night. She was embarrassed but it was hot.

by Robopengy June 4, 2009