Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
Get the two seat assmug. When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .
Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat
Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023
Get the Ass Seatmug. by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023
Get the Seat Snarfmug. When one requests if a seat close to a person is awaiting to be occupied by another person. Usually the phrase, “Is this seat taken” is uttered in public spaces such as buses, planes, or trains; where supposed travelers may move together.
Person A: Sits on a bus seat
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.
Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.
Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.
by DrAccius January 2, 2022
Get the Is this seat taken?mug. A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
Get the Orphan Seatmug. When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
by frogggdogg November 10, 2021
Get the Diarrhea’d the seatmug. The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.
by GlueBank January 8, 2020
Get the Neck breaking seatsmug.