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two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic December 9, 2011
mugGet the two seat assmug.

Ass Seat

When yo ass land and cant get up cause you landed in the backrooms on a shitmountain .

Or you call someone this cause there such a asian ass seat
Yo i just did an Ass Seat
by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! February 10, 2023
mugGet the Ass Seatmug.

Seat Snarf

A person who goes to bicycle races for the sole purpose of sniffing the bike seats.
Be careful with thay James guy. I hear he's a seat snarf.
by Reverend Gibs June 11, 2023
mugGet the Seat Snarfmug.

Is this seat taken?

When one requests if a seat close to a person is awaiting to be occupied by another person. Usually the phrase, “Is this seat taken” is uttered in public spaces such as buses, planes, or trains; where supposed travelers may move together.
Person A: Sits on a bus seat
Person B: “Is this seat taken?”
Person A: “No, it isn’t”
Person B: Calmly, sits adjacent to Person A.

Nothing novel or humorous transpires to keep the readers interest.
by DrAccius January 2, 2022
mugGet the Is this seat taken?mug.

Orphan Seat

A seat in a movie theater auditorium that is open but undesirable because person(s) in seat to the left or right are occupied.
The only seat available in auditorium 8 is an orphan seat in the middle of row H.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
mugGet the Orphan Seatmug.

Diarrhea’d the seat

When you don’t quite make it to the bowl with your liquid poop and it ends up on the seat. In a hurry you then sit on the seat and this the diarrhea.
Dude, I ate too much velveeta cheese and hormel chili last night and it gave me tummy problems. I ran like Flojo to the bathroom and diarrhea’d the seat. Now my thighs are all chafed from the poo pants I had to wear all day at work.
by frogggdogg November 10, 2021
mugGet the Diarrhea’d the seatmug.

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.
All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats
by GlueBank January 8, 2020
mugGet the Neck breaking seatsmug.

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