Ya want scritchiez or scrunchiez?

Da logical "next step" in playful semi-intimacy after da "shnugglez or shnooglez?" intro when interacting wif a cute chick; it involves asking her whether she wants you to either gently apply yer fingernails to her back or affectionately knead her shoulders.

Huge marshmallow-hearted guy, preparing to apply da "lovin' hands" to a hot chick who's stretched out face-down on da couch: "Ya want SCRITCHIEZ or SCRUNCHIEZ?"
Gal, giggling in drowsily-contented amusement: "Both, please --- first scritchiez between my shoulder-blades and on down da middle of my back, and then scrunchiez all over my upper back and da back of my neck."

by QuacksO January 20, 2026

Scratchin in my record shop

goes with blizzm with my flip flop, means, you gonna be playing tonight?!

"YO!!! blizzm with my flip flop!! scratchin in my record shop!"

by Matt January 15, 2004

scratchin' aeir

to be in a high or stoned state

hey man, you scratchin' aeir

by sexlings May 28, 2006

scrotchety

To be scrotchety is to be the dirtiest, nastiest, sluttiest whore. Ever.

That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

by Skylar Osterman December 24, 2008

scrotchety

To be scrotchety is to be a dirty, filthy, disgusting whore or slut. Basically to be a disgusting human being who is generally female.

Courtney Love is the perfect epitomy of scrotchetiness.
Courtney Love is a scrotchety bitch.
That scrotchety bitch has herpes or some shit.

by Skylar Osterman April 12, 2007

scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z January 5, 2009

Scratchy crouch

A Summer itch ,in the area where your balls are hanging and rubbing against

After five minutes in the pool i got scratchy crouch for the entire spring break.

I am going to get some cream for mine scratchy crouch

by dimas porokas April 12, 2008