Schrodingers Balls
If one man's balls are replaced with another man's balls and he impregnates a woman, whose kid is it?
Schrodingers Balls by Logical@Balls October 8, 2025
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Schrödingers ragebait
Acting straight retarded and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!" When, it’s them seeing what the person they are conversing with’s reaction and then saying "oh it’s ragebait!"
Person 1: hey, you know that the capital of Australia is Byron Bay
Person 2: the capital of Australia is Canberra you know?
Person 1: yeah I know it was just ragebait
Person 2: you really are Schrödingers ragebaiter
Person 2: the capital of Australia is Canberra you know?
Person 1: yeah I know it was just ragebait
Person 2: you really are Schrödingers ragebaiter
Schrödingers ragebait by Saltyapple49 December 10, 2025
Schrödingers Chud
The concept of being too based for a liberal and being unable to date them and at the same time being too degenerate for a trad wife and being unable to date them as well.
It suck man because I can’t find anyone to date because I’m either too much of a degenerate or too based. This is a prime example of Schrödingers Chud.
Schrödingers Chud by Jsigma10 January 19, 2026
Schrodingers ahmed
A person/fraud/bum/ who doubles down on what they say/do but when other people call him out for it with definite proof they call it a joke/rage bait
Person 1: Bro Did u just say your gay? LOL.
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
Person 2: No? What the hell are you talking about.
Person 1: No u 100% said your gay right now.
Person 3: He didn't I clipped what he said.
Person 2: See u idiot.
Person 1: I was just joking xD
Person 1: Holy Schrodingers ahmed
Schrodingers ahmed by Fraud Spotter March 2, 2026
Schrodingers Ragebait
Someone who says something they believe whole heartedly is funny or says anything that they genuinely agree on and then turn back and say its ragebait the moment anyone attacks them
Jason Derulo "aye bro u tryna hang at the park"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
THE Chris Brown "nah I'm tryna hang myself"
Jason Derulo "shit not funny Lil nigga"
Chris brown"nah it just ragebait"
Jason Derulo"always on at schrodingers ragebait bullshit"
Schrodingers Ragebait by Goth Retard 500 March 4, 2026
Schrodingers Softie
The complete opposite of Schrodingers Asshole. It's a person (Y) who sees something another person (X) said and will either cause a fuss and be offended, or be clever and pretend what the other person said is ragebait while pushing their personal feelings aside. It depends on whether or not the people around them find what X person said was offensive or not.
Bob: Yeah, I don't think chinese food is that good in general.
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
Jeff: How could you say that?
Bill: Everyone has their tastes, Jeff.
Jeff: Heh.. totally. He was just messing with me to get me mad.
Bob: Stop being a Schrodingers Softie, Jeff!
Schrodingers Softie by ap0q March 18, 2026
Schrödingers pet play
a person who says they're into pet play and decides wether they're joking or not base upon who said person is around
Schrödingers pet play by Weirdguy15 May 8, 2026