Sock Sharing party

An occurrence in which two or more men masterbate and spill their seeds into a sock. After in which the sock is passed to the next gentleman to follow suit. The last candidate must wear the sock!

Tim, Bob, John and huff were exhausted after their sock sharing party. John got stuck with a sticky situation when he had to wear the sock full of the soup of some-young-guys.

by dickdemon May 6, 2011

Rage-Saxing

When producing the sounds of smooth jazz sax is the only thing keeping you from stabbing a bitch.

You feeling ok? The homie saw you rage-saxing on the pier at 2am.

by Ace Monroe June 7, 2017

King Of The Spring

Well known Australian phrase used to describe the nation's top punter during a specific period. A quirk in the constitution stipulates it's a title that will forever be beyond the reach of milk distributors and supermarket and department store employees

Beyond all logic and reason, the title of King Of The Spring was bestowed upon the infamous Potato Cunt during his tumultuous 2006 reign

by imdabomb82 October 27, 2010

Dave-light savings

When you move you clock backward 2 hours instead of moving it forward 1 just cause your name is Dave

"Wow I just love the extra 2 hours sleep." (Dave)
"What are you talking about your 3 hours late." (Random)
"Your wrong, I follow Dave-light savings. My names Dave." (Dave)

by Doctor Time April 22, 2011

Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)

The realization that you have to go back to doing the same ole shit after a week in paradise.

-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom

-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist

-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home

Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.

Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!

by bvc55 July 28, 2012

fuck it im saying it

a phrase that prefaces a controversial or unpopular opinion. can be based or just downright horrible in some cases

man 1: fuck it im saying it, communism is the best remedy to all needs

man 2: ....

man 1: in a video game...

by SuperGrafics June 20, 2021

I never thought I'd be saying this

A phrase often heard as 2020 nears its end and people are forced to acknowledge some very strange things.

To have the family home for Thanksgiving would be suicidal, and I never thought I'd be saying this.

I never thought I'd be saying this, but we came within an inch of losing our democracy.

by Monkey's Dad November 19, 2020