fart butt sandwich

The act of farting into one's cupped hands, capturing it like a sandwich, then bringing it to another person's face.

Mindy was complaining that she was hungry, so Steve gave her a nasty fart butt sandwich to munch on.

by chuck stieg February 8, 2008

Ice Cream Sandwich

The act of defecating on a friend or family members open laptop and closing the lid afterward leaving a present for the next person to open it.

Dude, my bitch was cheating on me so left her an Ice Cream Sandwich.

by CaptainClamSlammer February 11, 2012

Meatball Sandwich

When a man stretches his ballsack under his legs and into his butt crack. Thus resembling two buns and two meatballs in sandwich form.

I was on ChatRoulette and some dude gave me the finger. So I just turned around, bent over and gave him a meatball sandwich.

by koolkid47 June 27, 2011

ham sandwich

slang in police lexicon, meaning an untainted handgun a corrupt cop will have ready to plant on a suspect they've shot. Prevalent in New Orleans culture, during the militant state in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. (seen on PBS' Frontline)

My partner used to carry around a ham sandwich to pin on some poor fucker they might shoot down.

by giraffe-o August 26, 2010

queef sandwich

When two women straddle a mans erect penis and proceed to queef simultaniously. Sucks for him.

Dude my girlfriend and her mom gave me the raunchiest queef sandwich last night, all day people have been asking me if I went fishing.

by Super Duper Cock Muffin November 19, 2006

Rueben Sandwich

When a black girl in germany gets sandwiched by two asian guys while she has a yeast infection.

Isnt that the black chic who got a rueben sandwich when she went to Germany last year?

by I <3 kraut September 22, 2009

Foot sandwich

the result of breaking a foot and having sex with the broken arches

your mother and i made a foot sandwich last night

by weirdashell April 14, 2010