Port St. John

1.N ;Shit hole, filled with pot heads, meth labs, and red neck hillbilly hicks. There is absolutley nothing to do here.

2. Usually used to build confidince in someone else when doing something stupid out of boredom, or drugs.
Man 1 "No, im not gonna smoke that!"
Man 2 "Dude, its port st. john, what else is there to do?"
Man 1 "True."
by Wiggles32456 June 08, 2009
Get the Port St. John mug.

East 12th St.

1. The location of a police station in Oakland, California

2. The name of part 2 of Green Day's song 'Homecoming'
Ah man, I had to go to East 12th St. to fill out paperwork for my DUI
by Presedent July 30, 2006
Get the East 12th St. mug.

St. Ides Soldier

A person who drinks a lot of 40's and smokes that fire. Also a song by the Elevations
Gimme a sip...I'm a St. Ides soldier. I thought I told ya.
by Richard P. February 13, 2004
Get the St. Ides Soldier mug.

St. John's College

St. John's college is one of the oldest colleges in the United States. The college has two campuses, on in Maryland and one located in Arizona. The college is famous for it's Great Books curriculum and it's emphasis on the liberal arts. Also, everyone does the exact same major and no one at the college seems to think that's weird.

Students at St. John's at called johnnies and they do not have professors. Instead they have tutors. A St. John's tutor is normally very much like a St. John's student; highly intellectual, quirky, eccentric and either a pot smoker, a regular smoker or a drinker.

Basically if you go to this school you really love old books about old dead people and are the epitome of the intellectual. You probably like tea and mythology too.

St. John's has no test, just oral examinations.

A large percentage of students from St. John's are also admitted to grad school. The ones who do not attend grad school try and find jobs with their liberals arts degrees. So they join the peace corps and shit like that. Or just marry another Johnnie.

If you want to attend St. John's, keep in mind that although they have very high averages for test scores and the like, the admissions committee basically admits you on your essays alone. Everything is secondary.
"Hey, you go to St. John's College?"
"Yeah."
"You like it?"
"Well...like is a relative term...but assuming you're using the same definition I am, which here we shall say means looking fondly upon my experience as a student up until this point, yes."
"Uhm, what are you talking about?"
*gives dirty look*

Girl Jonnie: Hey! Wanna talk about books!"
Boy Jonnie: YES I LOVE THEM
Girl Jonnie: Socrates or Nabakov?
Boy Jonnie: I have an erection
by Sillysillygirl April 11, 2010
Get the St. John's College mug.

St. Mike’s-ing

Inspired by the hit TV show 13 Reasons Why, and brought to life during the events at St Michaels College School, a St. Mike’s-ing is when a broomstick is forcefully inserted through ones anus and is kept in the rectum until removed bloody.
Be careful, I may have to give you a St. Mike’s-ing, my yute.
by TheGuamian July 25, 2019
Get the St. Mike’s-ing mug.

St. Mattress worshipper

adj.
A person who sleeps in on Sunday morning, especially if they do so to skip church.
Jamie is a total St. Mattress worshipper.
by Koby_Fish August 17, 2007
Get the St. Mattress worshipper mug.

st thomas aquinas

school full of rich kids that live off they daddy’s money. girls are hot or ugly no in between, girls are a lot hoes and fuck with every guy they can get with there hot ass tits. guys are fuckboys and have sex with a girl then never talk to her again. NEVER TALK TO SOMEONE FROM THIS SCHOOL, they will fuck you over but you will get clout for it
guy- “She’s so hot and her tits fuckkk
guy 2- “she must go to st thomas aquinas with those tits”
guy- “ahh st tomas aquinas”
by sta thot March 21, 2019
Get the st thomas aquinas mug.