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Angry Snake

An angry snake is when upon ejaculating, you furiously shake your dick to give it the appearance of a moving snake, throwing sperm all over your partner’s face in the process.
“Man, I gave Laura the angry snake last night! Bitch be looking like Caspar the ghost afterwards.”
Angry Snake by Yoda Da Pimp October 15, 2017

Call me Shakespeare 

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.
Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.
Call me Shakespeare by rolique November 19, 2014

Bitch Ass Snake 

Word given to irrelevant slutty women like Kat who are snakes and untrustworthy whores only trying to act relevant. Large number of them, like Kat, tend to be meth heads.
Damn, that woman is surely a Bitch Ass Snake
Bitch Ass Snake by DaddyVader October 16, 2016

There’s a snake in my boot

When you are expecting a fart but shart and it leaks down your leg into your shoe
Dude, we gotta go, I meant to fart but now there’s a snake in my boot

snake eyes 

- rolling double 1's (2 in total) on the first roll of a street dice game. If this happens the roller loses all his bet automatically, and screams SNAKE EYES in frustration.
- intimidating eyes like a snake
- eyes of a snake
1: *amidst the street dice circle*
Juan Sanchez: ALL IN
Raul Lopez: I CALL

*JS rolls double one's*

JS: AHHHH SNAKE EYES!!!!!!!!
RL: You lose! I may now live la dolce vita!

2:
That mofo keeps on lookin away when i stare him down... he know's not to mess with the snake eyes

3:
That python has some crazy ass snake eyes
snake eyes by Blazin Hazen August 4, 2006

one-eyed snake

A penis, named so because of the appearance of a snake with one eye.
My one-eyed snake spit out a load all over some pretty girl's face last night