Slow

Someone who is slow is like a bridger. They take awhile to process easy things.

Friend 1: omg did you hear how long it took bridger to solve 1+1

Friend 2: yeah its because he is slow

by Peniseater3572 October 30, 2021

Slow meat sunday

A large cut of meat, typically beef or pork roasted/simmered for a long period of time on a Sunday afternoon for a traditional family dinner.

Roast beef, Pork tenderloin, Pot roast

"Everyone knows it's slow meat sunday"

by tbs/redapple September 30, 2012

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

Slow

Someone that is not caught up with the group or someone who has mental problems.

maya why are you so slow?
Cmon catch up

by Sleeksays November 20, 2018

slow

this is basically the definition for Jessica Meireles Dasilva, she never gets jokes on time and she is always disappearing during a group chat.

-jessica where did you go
-"wait i don't get the joke"
- " wait what"
-omg Jessica you are so slow

by caridad b November 10, 2018

slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019

slow

the definition of slow is kamya and kylie

Kylie and Kamya are slow because they made a joke about “MiDdLe ScHoOl ChEcK”

by aye1234576 March 16, 2019