sleep humping

The act of grinding (with or without insertion) on your sleep partner subconsiously, while in a state of unawareness. The occurance can be recalled only vaguely, much like a dream might be. This phenomenon usually occurs when one or both parties goes to sleep horny.

I didn't plan on having sex with Lance that night, but I found myself sleep humping him at about 2 in the morning. Oops.

by Carly Bizzle November 11, 2007

sleep

What you do at school

Teacher: So where are we?

Student: sleeping ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by Anonymous121212 December 28, 2005

cock sleeving

When someone places your penis in their mouth for warmth and keeps it there, completely still. This is often used as a part of bdsm games.

She was cock sleeving him while he played xbox for hours. She was very frustrated that he didn't let her blow him yet.

by Frankenfurther March 4, 2018

don't sleep

Don't underestimate me (by worrying)

I'll call you as soon as I get there, don't sleep

by blue November 30, 2003

Sleeping Beauty

to sit on your hand for around 10-20 mins until its fully dead, then when you wank feels like someone else is doing it for you.

tried that sleeping beauty thing last night, it was great

by sam69!!... April 17, 2009

wizard's sleeve

n. similie. A huge twat, akin to Gandalf's cloak in lord of the ring's, from which one could feasibly magically produce a rabbit, a deck of cards and make the empire state building dissapear. See also clown's pocket, welly top

"I nearly lost my head in her wizard's sleeve"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

Wizard's Sleeve

A loose, wrinked vagina resembling the sleeve opening of the stereotypical Wizard's cloak.

"I would date her but she's a bit old for me. She could be hiding a Wizard's sleeve down there."

by Slave 1 July 1, 2005