Master Key Shitty Lock

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

by McOwnage August 14, 2016

itty bitty shitty committee

A miniature sized version of the government

Well, I'm sorry that I'm not a sort of itty bitty shitty committee!

by Tetsujin1234 November 16, 2014

shutter

To shutter or shuttering means that you don't do anything or you chill. The term was coined by SCA students in 2007. You can also add the year you graduated to it: shutter '08.

We are so going to have a shutter day.

Everyone shuttered in Spanish today.

by Emily Jane B. May 26, 2008

Shatty

A girl who is short and a fatty. Can be a term of endearment.

Guy A: That chick has a nice face but she's too short and a little plump.
Guy B: Yeah. Total shatty.

by Willy, Prince of Rhyme June 20, 2008

shitty finger

When someone fingers your asshole and its brown from poop.

ew.i fingered her asshole and got shitty fingers,

by amanda357454 January 12, 2009

Shotty

What illiterate rap fans call a Shotgun.

Also used by almost everyone in multiplayer FPSs.

1: yo dawg, ima blow you away wit ma shotty
2: It's a shotgun you retard *Put's 12 gauge shell in 1's face*

by Spatter Artist April 9, 2006

shitty sweater

A sweater that causes disease and loss of all friends. Wearing it might provoke one to boil themselves in a bath of acid.

"Dude! Lose the shitty sweater! You flaming faggot."

by JA NUJ December 14, 2003