shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

Shrimped up

Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.

"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."

by norambuena April 14, 2023

Shaky Shrimp

a penis with Parkinson's disease

she treat him like a free vibrator that shaky shrimp wont stop moving.

by juicerelic May 24, 2024

mythical shrimp worm

Somebody who is probably the best person in the world, they have great manners, make great memes, 0 percent petty, some would say they are mythical.

"I hope this new kid is a mythical shrimp worm"

by lil ramen 4ever September 22, 2017

Shrimp out

To succeed with small odds.

"I may have to shrimp out with these circumstances."

by oldcokefan96 May 25, 2024

Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.

It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.

by MsNefertiti December 10, 2023

Shrimpe

It's mostly a name, it's just shrimp and e...That's how it's made. Shrimpe is a dumb person, is shy and makes many mistakes, also very short.

person 1: Hey have you seen Shrimpe?
person 2: Why would you need her, she's useless.

by ShrimpeShrimp December 06, 2021