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Not Michael's strong suit
Michael: Running is not my strong suit
by Headlessmushroom January 2, 2023
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Running the marathon

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket
He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon
by Walnutted January 18, 2023
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Running a blind red

Run a red light without checking the surrounding to make sure it's safe to run a red light and causing a crash.
That man was an idiot for running a blind red and because of that the bus driver and kids are now six feet under.
by Logplayer0205 February 1, 2023
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Runyaned

Being Runyaned occurs when part of the large intestine's lowest section (rectum) slips outside the muscular opening at the end of the digestive tract (anus). While rectal prolapse may cause discomfort, it's rarely a medical emergency.
That dumb twat made all that money on OF for people paying to see her tight pink bleached asshole. The next step for her is to get into movies using that shit pipe. I bet her butthole is Runyaned in two weeks flat.
by Karl Hungus March 17, 2023
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running nose

when people have nose bleeds, its just our nose on a period. so when your nose isnt bleeding, its not on its period so when you stick a dick into there and they cum, you will most likely get sick. when your sick you nose runs because it gave birth to babies what run around a butt ton. so boom, running nose
guy 1: can i have some tissues? i have a running nose
guy 2: well then you better catch it

guy 1 : >:(
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running

it is what it iss
runnings involes moving quikly
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running touch

Having anal sex with a close male friend
Jacob and I are gonna stop in for a bit before running touch’
by Deez al Schmeezal April 20, 2023
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