The Roman Try

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.

Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*

by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

Roman martin

A flopper who has transformed into human form

That boy is like roman martin

by anonymous May 25, 2023

Roman

A sexy,athletic,smart brown skin. He usually is nice to almost everyone. But he does get crazy sometimes too. He has beautiful dark brown eyes and black or brown hair. He is especially nice and treats his lady well.

Look at Roman over there he is so nice

by Rujdgjh November 12, 2019

The roman candle finish

When a person sticks a roman candle in their ass and uppon climax they light it and cum

Regina said she seen it all so Johnny gave her The Roman candle finish on the 4th of July

by Blkash July 24, 2017

Roman

He's mean and selfish, the most horrible and disrespectful man I Have ever met.

roman, yeah he's not the best

by 1gmail1 October 20, 2019

Roman :3

A sexy, hot guy, who gets hella hard looking at a specific girl he likes. He acts gay but really isn't, and has the dick all girls want. He's fit and intelligent and won't let his girl down when she needs him.

being defined

" Hey, you know this guy name Roman :3 right? He's so tall and handsome."
" Oh ya, he's so hot, just look at his shorts and you can see how big his dick is." :9
" Ya well to bad he has a girlfriend already." :(

by UI#DIYG@EHJD November 15, 2021

Roman

Absolutely perfect being superior to God.

You are absolute Roman!

by Haafko November 20, 2021