Someone who said "Roger" to a request but never complete the request.
Someone who can't prioritize work/life and therefore cause a series of mistakes/inconvenience to people around.
Someone who can't prioritize work/life and therefore cause a series of mistakes/inconvenience to people around.
by Quankid June 14, 2024
Get the roger mug.There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
Get the Christopher Rogers mug.When a man exposes their penis in front of children and then proceeds to mimic the act of masturbation. This individual is typically an arrogant and/or self-absorbed narcissist.
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Get the Jaxon Rogers mug.John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.
He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024
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Get the jolly rogering mug.Roger Spy is megastar and living legend. He is often credited for having invented the word “the” and most of the English language. He’s a health freak, when he is not drinking gallons of ‘margarytas’. He’s obsessed with blueberry Alpro yogurt and is a world renowned Michael Jackson ambassador. Rumours have it that he is dating Cher and Theresa May, but alas Roger Spy is a very private man. Above all, he cherishes his friends and his large penis. Having attended masturbation school and graduated with honours, Roger Spy is a man of peace.
Fuck me…Roger Spy!
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
Only Roger Spy would pull this off.
That Roger Spy sure can dance!
Which hair colour do you think Roger Spy will have today?
That’s such a Roger Spy thing to do.
Harder, Roger Spy, harder!!
I’m coming, I’m coming Roger Spy!!!!
That was so good Roger Spy!
Why do you spend your money on so much crap Roger Spy?
by Fenway Bergamot November 21, 2021
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