anti-reality

when one can still feel the presence of alcohol on oneself.

After drinking 5 shots of hard liquor Slater was lost in his own anti-reality.

by natalya July 25, 2006

close reading

Reading a book in a state of exhaustion, resulting in ones face dropping steadily closer to the page.

I was at the library doing some close reading. Woke up and I had dissolved several verses of Keats in drool.

by Luke T September 29, 2007

understand this reality

Hardcore metal band originally from southern new jersey. Great on stage energy. 2 girls in the band. Very hawt.

I saw Understand This Reality at the show last night, they had a great set.

by sexpants June 20, 2008

Reading the Newspaper

Reading the newspaper is the act of jacking off, beating the meat, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, buffing the banana, wanking off, pocket pool, pleasure yourself, or just plain old masturbation.

Caitlyn: I don't read the newspaper not three, not four, but fifty-six times daily!

Taylor: Ohh girl, I got choo and I love using anime as an aid to reading the newspaper!

Monica: My mom reads the newspaper, every morning before breakfast..

by t0uchmiib0dy August 2, 2008

non-reality

The opposite of reality; things that can be proven not to be real or are very likely not to be real due to a lack of evidence in favour of their existence.
Examples: Religion, pseudoscience (such as homeopathy and astrology) and all supernatural superstitions and claims such as ghosts, demons, gods, afterlife and the concept of the soul.

Examples of non-reality would be religion, pseudoscience (such as homeopathy and astrology) and all supernatural superstitions and claims such as ghosts, demons, gods, afterlife and the concept of the soul.

by Mario1812 November 24, 2013

Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate while eating out old women-also known as playing Counter Strike.

Man, go read grandma a bed time story.

by DIE May 28, 2003

Realist

Another word for "I'm a stuck up asshole." Usually used to emphasize someone's non involvement in something as well.

Person 1: I think defenses should try and take Tom Brady out of the game

Person 2: No, nobody can even get to Brady because the patriots are so great. I'm not a Patriots fan either. I'm just a realist.

by TheNoobAvenger November 20, 2007