A J-rod is a flamboyant homosexual known to frequent glory holes. The number on the men's room stalls with "for a good time call" will always lead you to a J-rod. J - rod's are also known to have tramp stamps of rainbows, butterflies, etc.
by Wolfesucks February 28, 2015
Get the J-rodmug. by Oololoiajakakk April 14, 2021
Get the Hot Rodmug. 
by Dogemoji⠀ March 30, 2024
Get the Sheep, Boat, End Rodmug. Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.
"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."
by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015
Get the measuring rodmug. In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
Get the A-Rodmug. It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with
by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021
Get the Daytona curtain rodmug.