redneck talk 

people who say "pole smoker" and curse using ****, na dhave sex with their cousins and other family member things

go to yahoo.com chat room under country music

redneck talk by Otis Nikkerbakker January 23, 2004

Redneck Girl 

A fat ugly girl who only wears camo, wranglers, and ugly crocs. She dips like a man and smells like one too. Their feet are covered in dirt even under their toenails.

Jaime: damn did you see that hottie redneck girl that just threw in a gerb?
Mark: yeah! did you see how far she spit?
Jaime: that was sooo damn sexy
Matt: you guys must be drunk! she is an ugly ass redneck girl! get a life

Redneck Girl by Jaime Bland August 26, 2009

Redneck Rap Battle 

When two auctioneers go head to head.....

When I showed up for the auction early, the two auctioneers were getting warmed up in sort of a redneck rap battle.

Redneck Rap Battle by skint217 November 6, 2010

Redneck Mistaken Identity 

When a "friend" believes you originated from Texas when infact you lived in Oregon and are English

Hey, didn't you come from Texas?

No! I think this is a case of Redneck Mistaken Identity!

Redneck Mistaken Identity by Longleggedcleggyweggy November 26, 2010

redneck divorce 

n. an order of protection (or restraining order) obtained against one's spouse

Intern: But I don't get it, judge. They're not living together, they're fighting over this boat, he has an order of protection out against her, but they're still married?

Judge: Neither one of them would agree to pay the attorney's fees for an actual divorce. This is what some lawyers call a redneck divorce.

redneck divorce by Covite November 28, 2011

Redneck Zombie Hunting 

A drinking game where you play Left For Dead 2 with your friends. Everytime someone kills a special zombie such as a smoker, spitter, jockey, charger, hunter, or boomer you drink your beer. If a tank appears and is killed, you chugg your beer.

My friends and I got really drunk playing redneck zombie hunting

Redneck Zombie Hunting by CoachEllis October 6, 2011

Redneck Toothbrush 

A toothpick which is found hanging from the lips of a redneck. Typically ones only means of picking squirrel meat and other guck out from between ones teeth.

Billy Bob: Look at Jimbo sitting on his porch brushin' his teeth in public.
Sally Anne: What you talkin' 'bout?
Billy Bob: What you think he's doing with that toothpick?
Sally Anne: Oh. Oh... ya.
Billy Bob: Ya, he's rockin' that Redneck Toothbrush.

Redneck Toothbrush by Sam B. L. June 21, 2012