Peddle Feelia

A toyota owners apprehension when driving

I dont trust this Corolla near that elementary school, I got serious peddle Feelia

by Eddie O Spaghetti O February 3, 2010

Beer Peddler

You have so many DUI's that they only way you can make a beer run is to ride your bike.

Watch out honey, there is a bicycler ahead, naw that's just a beer peddler, see his six pack?

by KC Hops May 12, 2007

goo paddle

When a guy ejaculates in his hand and smacks a girl across the face like a paddle.

After I nutted I hit that bitch with a goo paddle.

by Jumpoff A Bridge Mixtape!! May 21, 2008

Fuck Paddle

Long handled paddle with a broad surface, generally used to beat one's
self to sustain an erection.

Pass me the fuck paddle, i'm starting to look like a wind sock.

by Steph Normandeau January 14, 2005

Cuddles for puddles

Adjective

A phrase used to describe a person whom is willing to trade their body for drugs especially methamphetamine or heroin; which both take on a liquid form (puddles) when heated.

2.This phase may also be used to describe a transaction-type relationship where one party is providing physical companionship in exchange for drugs and the opportunity to get high on a regular schedule

"I've scored some dope, let's call that cute blonde over. I heard she's cuddles for puddles"

"Why is your mom still with that asshole?"
"Well, until he goes back to jail, they've got a cuddles for puddles kinda thing going on"

by CartiusMaximus July 13, 2016

Penis peddler

Someone who sells penis' on the corner of busy streets.

I was talking to the penis peddler down the street and he said fat dongs are going two for one!!

by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005

Puddled

To have, after some sexual act, reduced one's partner to a state of passivity via an extraordinary orgasm.

When one is 'puddled', he/she is unable to move, speak or think coherently. They have, effectively, 'melted into a puddle'.

Girl 1: My gosh, he was so good, he totally puddled me.
Girl 2: I'm so jealous! I haven't been puddled in ages...

Guy: I'm going to absolutely puddle you.
Girl: YESSSS!!!

by kiwicheeky October 24, 2012