Mickeys peen

A small penis and pair of balls in the shape of Mickey Mouse

Dude look at the Mickeys peen it’s sick

by Hewooooooo January 23, 2021

Lil Peen

A Name referred to someone with a nice package

Lil Peen is straight packing son.

by _TheOneAndOnly_ March 18, 2021

pan peener

Pan Peener-person who willingly has sexual intercourse with a post operation transvestite

"That girl you brought home last night was a tranny, I didn't know you were pan peener bro?"

by WardenOfThNorth May 14, 2021

Micro-Peen

A very small penis

Cody P. has a micro-Peen

by PTFE August 4, 2021

Packing Peen

When a guy has a huge weiner.

Johnny: Billy is so annoying and ugly. It doesn't make sense how he gets so many girls.

Rick: He's gotta be packing peen.

by Sharting Wrestler February 27, 2022

Muwthar Peenai Wala

The utmost respected person amongst society. The good looking one and the best smelling one. The healthiest one by all means.

Nej is honestly such a muwthar peenai wala , it’s so hot wow!

by Nejalgandu April 12, 2022

split peen soup

When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.

Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?

Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022