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Pokemon

A TV show/video game/ trading card game that ranks among the worst of all three categories.
Pokemon sux.
by Anonymous May 13, 2003
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Pokemon

1. stupid child game played by flipping cards and tazos.
2. to poke a man
Child: Lets play pokemon
Adult: Fuck off kid
by Fanaticfttee November 23, 2010
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pokemon

1) The slang way for a gangster/black man to say "poking man" as a way to inform the "poker" that he is "poking" and should stop.
2) A series of movies/cards/action-figures/toys that are extremely annoying. for most people,,, "Godam retarted unbelievable mounds of portable testicle warts" fits the description better.
3) My worst nightmare.
1)
Gangsta#1: Pokemon!
Gangsta#2: Kk jeez sorry... im not poking u!!! im not poking u.
*Bam* *gangsta 2 gone*
2)
*Micheal Jackson
3) "aaa OMGz!11!!!1!1!!!!!!!!111 it a pokemon!!!Z
by YugihoDude June 29, 2006
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pokemon fossil

The act of a man wrapping his flaccid penis around his testicles and scrotum, therefore assuming the appearance of a Pokemon fossil.
Last night, Jeff got drunk and showed me his Pokemon fossil.
by Ya Boy T-Diddy March 18, 2016
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Pokemuggle

A person/s that is completely unfamiliar and/or disengaged with the Pokemon GO augmented reality game.
I was out playing Pokemon GO today and some Pokemuggle started hassling me and asking if I was lost.

There were a couple of Pokemuggles out at the park with their families today who had no idea why there was so many other people there on their mobile phones.
by Angobango July 10, 2016
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Pokemon Goer

A individual who frequently engages in playing Pokemon Go. You can easily identify these people as they walk through public places in a awkward fashion while looking at their phone. Many Pokemon Goers live in denial that the app may interfere in their social life. In extreme cases this app will influence their life decisions and daily routine.
--Why has Joe break up with Mary?
--He has become a serious Pokemon Goer and Mary was taking up too much Pokemon time
by J-Lee Lingo July 22, 2016
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PokemonGo

A game that almost put or even put people's fucking lives at stake.

It is also a game not made for lazy people since you go into a lot of places like the bathroom or any fucking place imaginable.
Only die hard fans can complete this fuckin' mess
PokemonGo is a game
by tailsDuck August 21, 2016
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