Potatoboy

When there is a fat dumb ass who don't know shit you got a potatoboy.

Me: Yo Potatoboy.
Potatoboy: Yeah
Me: Shut the fuck up you dumb shit.
Potatoboy: *tells stupid joke**
Me: Fucking Potatoboy

by P0tatob0y November 11, 2018

fuzzy potato

Something that is so incredibly awesome that it is like a sentient potato covered in fuzz.

"Oh my god, that drama class was totally the fuzzy potato!"

by Aingeal December 11, 2008

Potato

A term used to refer to a new page of the webcomic Homestuck on said webcomic's forums in place of the word 'update', to signify that the page has already been up for some time, so that people do not attempt to check for a new page when they have already seen it.

Oh man, you guys, I laughed so hard at the newest potato.

by SirJorb January 1, 2012

Detroit Hot Potato

When two dudes buttfuck each other, then proceed to put their butts together lining their buttholes up perfectly. Then, one of them shits a hard log into the other dudes asshole, who then pushes it back into the original dudes ass, and they work it back and forth as they please.

Dude, you up for a Detroit Hot Potato?

by Elton Michaels March 24, 2009

Potato!

An exclamation or statement expressing the sentiment that one should never become so grown-up that one loses the ability to be childish.

Longer expressions that mean the same thing:
"Never get so battle-fatigued that you can't enjoy your shore-leave."
"Never work so hard to provide for your kids that you lose the ability to play with them."

Origin: In the children's book Wayside School is Falling Down, a boy named Calvin gets a tattoo of a potato on his ankle because "he likes potatoes." This expression is a reminder to always keep some of that simple innocence in your heart.

Barney: "Wanna go play laser tag?"
Ted: "Why on earth would I want to do that?"
Barney: "Potato!"

Guy: "Want to come over?"
Girl: "What would we be doing?"
Guy: "I'll give you a hint: it involves pillows and sheets. ;)"
Girl: "OMG we're gonna build a fort?!"
Guy: "..."
Girl: "Potato!"

by EdCasey143 October 21, 2012

Potato Salad

An extremely addictive, potent, hallujuicenetic substance. Composed mainly of potatoe, egg, mayonaise,and chopped vegetables. The consumption of Potato Salad generally causes severe outbreaks of complete insanity. The effects of Potato Salad are hidden from non-potato salad users.

Dave:"I AM FREAKIN OUT MAN!"

Chase:'dude, its only potato salad...'

Dave:"NO DUDE! I AM FREAKING OUT!!! *Howl*"

Chase:'MY GOD! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN! ITS JUST

by BigNig May 7, 2005

Mashed Potato

n. (sg. and coll.) an homosexual white male who is sexually attracted exclusively to other white males (usu. to the exclusion of Asian males). Cf. Sticky Rice, Potato Queen, Rice Queen

I don't understand why Daoqing hangs around with those racist German fags, he's never going get any of that mashed potato with his Chinese sausage.

by assarakh June 24, 2003