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STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
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Luigi Poker

The term "Luigi Poker" refers to a set of 4 minigames in the video game "New Super Mario Bros." for the Nintendo DS. All of the minigames star the superior Mario Brother, Luigi, and a deck of cards.
The Luigi Poker minigames are arguably the best minigames in New Super Mario Bros.
I played Luigi Poker until 3 AM last night.
You still play Luigi Poker?
by CreatorJo January 17, 2023
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Portugal Poker

When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.
I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.
by UbërDawg May 26, 2023
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butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep
"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully
by Ball tickler June 21, 2023
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pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.
I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.
by anonymous August 1, 2023
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wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.
Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?
by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023
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Jiggery pokerying

I was just jiggery pokerying man
by niaaahjs December 17, 2023
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