pollaby

A Pollaby is indeed a rare creature. Just like it's mythical sister, The Sphinx, the Pollaby is made up of many disparate parts. In silhouette it resembles a capital B due to its protruding Flesh Hammock and low hanging pierced man boob. A pelican neck overlooks this mutant body, which is covered by thick, matted hair on the back only. Known to be rampantly homosexual, the Pollaby can be found encouraging young children to wear pyjamas on weekday evenings when it will encourage bodily contact. The Pollaby will investigate every way of talking to strangers, including old forgotten methods of amateur radio and harassing of Gun obsessed Americans

I was watching Nightmare on Elm Street the other day. That Freddie Kruger is nearly as scary as a Pollaby

by Dredded Joe August 23, 2017

Polly Jane

The most horrifying name in the universe besides Gertrude.

"Who's that girl?"
"That's Polly Jane! That means her name needs to be changed to something less detrimental to the human war!'

by Professor factual August 26, 2017

Polloto

The polloto

The Polloto is in the bus.

by mr_tiroriro September 15, 2017

POLLYWAG

A UGLY UGLY BEAR THAT JUMPS AND KILLS U

THE POLLYWAG ATE MY GIRLFRIEND

by noobnoobuglydude September 23, 2017

Pollya

a very nice fish that's emo af

"Did you see this girl?"
"Ye, she must be a Pollya"

by pollyaiscoolaf September 23, 2017

polloto

Polloto is el polloto que es amigo del Sardinota.

The polloto is waiting at the bus station.

by Eustaquia Chopped October 17, 2017

Pollock

Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)

Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.

The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud

by antonym82 October 17, 2017