Pokement

When you have an argument about the pronunciation of "Pokemon".

"So, what were you talking about with that bloke?"

"We were arguing about how to say "Pokemon". We had a pokement.

by MJ Crew July 15, 2016

pokeman

Caribbean proctologist

Ya man, goin' to my POKEMAN to check my prostate man

by VlarolCarol The First June 29, 2017

PokeMo

A PokeMo is a person that is attracted to Pokemon, can also be used to describe the state of being attracted to pokemon.

Person1: Gardevoir is my waifu for laifu
Person2: I'm more of a Sylveon kind of person
Me: you're both sick PokeMo's

by MRshiny_shirt May 30, 2018

pokemanning

What you're a grown ass man, still running around playing pokemon

Bro will the wife let you out a bit so we can do some pokemanning

by Sydewinder February 14, 2019

Pokemonet

to make money by appealing to the
stupid human instinct to collect dumb things"
-S. Willison
2006

the study of pokemonet is brilliant!

Wanna buy this feather? GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!

by sketchpid August 31, 2006

pokeymon

a fat, ugly chick who thinks she looks good.

you see that pokeymon smiling at you

by patty, noemy October 20, 2005

Pokemong

"Pokemong" is a name given to someone who loves Pokemon so much, that he/she's becoming incredibly annoying and everyone just wants to avoid that person.
This is seen as an addition to the given name, "Mong"; But as pokemon is included into the equation: It's more... offensive and exact.
A "Pokemong" is usually located between the ages of 6 and 12, but there have been cases of people aged 20 or above to be one!
*A group of Pokemongs are referenced as "Pokemongae".*

Person 1: Hey dudes! Did you see the the Pokemon Movie in the cinema yet?? IT..IS...AMAZING! Mewtwo is just sooo cool, I got him on card! Who's your favourite pokemon? Is it.. Charmander, Squirtle, Charizard, Evee?? Or maybe...

Person 2: You are such a Pokemong now, Ash. Get with the times, Yu-Gi-Oh is the best!

by Ogran January 6, 2010